Posted by
This Guy on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 11:56:54 AM
A few months ago there was quite a lot of hullabaloo about Liberal Judges and the way they were circumventing Proper Legislative Process by legislating from the bench. But it turns out there's a much more insidious foe at large within our nation's heart.
Take a look at the recently passed
Safe Port Act. Just give the Titles a scan, and see if you notice anything odd. Don't be alarmed if you hear the faint tune of "One of These Kids is Doing His Own Thing" drifting lazily in the background.
Title VIII is the culprit; somehow, legislation regarding "unlawful internet gambling enforcement" fell into this bill originally designed to improve security in our nation's ports. The implications are chilling. Somewhere within the shadows of our Senate and/or House, there lurks a League of Cunning Typists, bent on sneaking laws of their own into existence without drawing attention from the public or debate from Congress. Our poor, duly-elected Senators and Representatives have fallen prey to the sinister machinations of an underground movement of skilled Selectrixsters, and now a vote for Safer Ports has had an unimaginable side-effect on Online Poker! There's no other explanation!
These text-editing mercenaries must be identified and expelled before our Esteemed Congresspeople become their unwitting pawns yet again!
(Thanks to Wayland for sniffing this out.)